- How long was that?
- Seven minutes.
- Seven minutes?
- That’s crazy, man. That’s ridiculous. How do you do it?
- I juts like being in water. It’s the one place I can think.
gah I love this girl
You win, you live. You lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win.
Eren taught her so much. I just love SnK.
i am 10000% sure that when rick is editing he thinks “it’s been a while since i’ve tortured nico” and then just rolls with it
*Rick Riordan sits down to write HoH*
"Well let’s see… I’ve done dead mother, dead sister, and disappointed father. Essentially nobody trusts him, or likes him, or wants him around, and everyone is afraid of him. He’s been kidnapped, sent through Tartarus, and kept in a jar. He’s described as kind of creepy, socially awkward, unaccepted by both camps, and chronically angry and bitter…"
*rubs hands together maniacally*
"Now let’s think, what am I missing… Uh, how bout I add a gay crush on a straight guy… aaaand lots of injuries. Wow Rick you’re on fire!"
*gives self high five*
Rick, you better be careful, I see some angry fangirl in front of your house. Oh look THAT’S ME.
- eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
- eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
- eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
- eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
- eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
- eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
- the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
- eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
reblogging for the last fact